when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via apictureof-dorian)


swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it

(via whereismywaist)

raysands: Favorite Gag: Ball Gag, Bit Gag, Panel Gag, Pump Gag, Scarf/Stockings/Panties, or Tape? (It's kinky Sunday.)

Ball gag

suburbanlumberjack: That last anon message was from me btw, I forgot my iPad had signed me out of tumblr on safari 😖

You silly billy. Thank you though, it was a lovely thing for you to say 😄

Anonymous: You need to change your side bio ;). So happy you finally found someone Hun, yayyy! Happiness all around! X

Aww thank you so much Stu, yeah I just changed it now lol didn’t realise so thank you for reminding me! Ah I’m super happy. Like, I just can’t seem to shake the smile off my face or anything: he’s so handsome, caring, I haven’t been home in over a week. He runs me baths when I work late, I come home to flowers and he’s just a wonderful selfless guy, I’m genuinely happy and it feels amazing. I haven’t had a proper relationship in over 2years… I I forgot how amazing they are💕

Funny what happens when you grow apart with someone you love. You know so much about each other, yet you’re complete strangers. And it’s all because someone stopped trying. - M (via elektrikvibes)
Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)
  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
  • Brain: Anything you want to ask